On this page you can read about God’s very big hat or a new pair of shoes that caused the author great heartache or Ernest’s struggle to be known as Ernesto or the impact of parades on small town Hawaii life. These are but four of some 50 odd, some not so odd, short tales. There are also a few poems, but we don’t want to scare you off. So please enjoy: God Has a Very Big Hat, Not of This Earth Shoes, The Importance of Being Ernesto and The Mayberry of the Pacific.